Cold Noodle Lettuce Cups

Less of a recipe, and more like emotional support in the creation of lettuce cups. I have so much faith in you.

What to Do


1. Buy a head of butter lettuce and I guess the other ingredients I list below.
2. Prepare some rice vermicelli according to package directions. Drizzle with some sesame oil and lightly season with salt.
3. Sauté some vegan ground meat with veg oil, scallions, salt, black pepper. Let it get crispy in parts.
4. Thinly slice some carrots. Chop some cilantro.
5. Take a big, beautiful leaf of butter lettuce. Fill with noodles, meat, carrots, and top with cilantro.
6. Dip into a mix of soy sauce and white vinegar. Squeeze of lime.
7. Repeat 700 times.